Have you ever been tested for sexually related diseases?

[TheDirtySanchez]

Me and my friends were sitting at my place drinking last Saturday. One of my friends managed to convince me that I should go to the hospital to be tested for sexually related diseases. As we were drunk, I forgot all about it, until my friend called me yesterday and told me that we should go there today.

Damn, I hoped he had forgotten all about it!

Anyway, went to the hospital today, and here is what happened:

After waiting in line for about 1 hour, a very nice nurse came down to the waiting room and called for number 56 (me!). We shook hands and went to a room, where I should fill out a paper with all kinds of questions related to my sexual preferences and whether or not I had had sex with men, women, hookers and foreigners.

What now was about to happen was extremely painful. I laid down and pulled down my pants, and she penetrated my penis with a small metal pipe and inserted a cotton stick twice. Even though this girl was extremely good looking and I almost got a hard on, it disappeared completely when the cold metal pipe penetrated my penis.

Afterwards I was told to turn around and she then penetrated me anally with another cotton stick. This was quite nice compared to what had happened before.

Third, she took some samples from my throat.

Finally, I had to deliver a blood sample to be tested for HIV.


Now, what's the moral of this??? ALWAYS USE PROTECTION

 

[HacheMan]

LOL, just seems funny Sanchez that you are asking such a question with the screen name you have.............:>Grin>

 

[Muddy]

I was tested two years ago only for STD, all they needed was urine sample and blood. I think urine was for syphilis and blood for something else.

 

[Glaken]

How quick can we say bye-bye to this thread?.....Casual Monday was yesterday.

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

Sorry Sanchez. It's better you got tested, however.

 

[-Slim-]

odds this is a ghost posting -2500

 

[wilheim]

Sanchez this is a gambling forum please try a medical or social issue type forum with these type of questions. Otherwise welcome to the Rx. I have moved the thread to the Rubber Room forum. You may get some responses here.


Thank you, wilheim

 

[metro1]

hurts giant q tip up the tip ouch been there in hs

 

[kidslick]

lets see i been tested for sexual transmitted diease and came back negative


i am a blood donor , and they have to test the blood for aids


about three years ago i went to my doctor for a check-up

and i tell him to take a look at this and what the hell is it..
i had no idea..


he looks and says you have a mild case of gential warts,

had to use a creme everyfukkin day for 9 months.. for it to go away....

 

[PeteRoseJR]

unusual 1st post.........

 

[ParkCityRep]

maybe he thought the rubber room had to do with wearing condoms hence the concern of disease

 

[WHALE]

she penetrated my penis with a small metal pipe and inserted a cotton stick twice

Never heard of that ...did you hit on that nurse???

 

[RobFunk]

naw, i just bang everything in site raw dog and never catch a thing.

hey, you only live once! plus the bush administration cut back on sex ed. so this is what gets taught in school

 

[BaseballGuy]

he looks and says you have a mild case of gential warts,

had to use a creme everyfukkin day for 9 months.. for it to go away....

DAMN!

That's nasty man.

You know once you get herpes you have them for life.

 

[Roxygurl]

penetration in front and probing from the rear and cold liquids where we dont need it and questions i get EVERYDAY....welcome to my world.~RG:nono5: